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🐇EASTER BUNNY’S PEEP RACE 👠

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🐇 EASTER BUNNY’S PEEP RACE 👠— the only drag competition where the queens are marshmallow, shady, and lowkey delicious. Yes, my little churros... 🍬👠 And guess what? 💨 Our one and only plant-based temptress, @realmaryjuana, stops by the stage to “elevate the competition” and hand out the trophy... also because she thought it was a cooking show. She ate 3 contestants on account o' the munchies. Not to worry, the factory will make more. 🌿🔥 BACKSTAGE TEA 🍵✨ — One Peep contestant told me my feathers looked “Party City.” I said, “Your edges are marshmallow, sit down, gooey ass.” — Peepalicious tried to read me. She said I looked like a rejected Sesame Street divorce lawyer. — One queen refused to sashay because her ass melted under the hot lights. We called it a gooey gag. It’s fierce. It’s fluffy. 📺 Easter Bunny's Peep Race --> Streaming now. #PeepRace #DragEaster #420andFabulous #LosTiteresTV #SenorLocoShow #QueerConAzucar #RuPaul #RuPaulsDragRace #Satire 🧁✨ Now sashay...

Felíz Dia del Títere

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BEST PUPPET COMEDY of THE SEÑOR LOCO SHOW • COMPILATION 3 ~ GREEN CARD

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MORTIMER WEASEL'S 🎃 "SCARY THING #6"

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     💼⚰️ If there’s one thing more horrifying than haunted houses, it’s a **never-ending work meeting**! Honey, nothing drains a weasel’s soul faster than listening to Phil from accounting talk about his daughter’s softball game. Hours I’ll never get back! 😩 One moment I’m on my plush throne, the next I’m deep in *brain-numbing* territory. Baby, I need coffee, a nap, and a spiritual cleansing after this corporate séance. Next time? I’m “ghosting” it. 👻 #MortimerWeasel #EndlessMeetings #CorporateHorror #BrainDrain #Puppet #Puppets #SpookySoiree #HauntedByHR #HighClassNightmares #MeetingMadness #ExitStageLeft #Halloween  

MORTIMER WEASEL'S 🎃 "SCARY THING #7"

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    Darling, the terror is REAL: getting **lost without GPS** in the middle of nowhere! You’re out there, just you and a MAP — like it’s 1985! I was one wrong turn away from a full-on meltdown in my finest teddy bear outfit. Give me a computerized voice guiding me turn-by-turn, or I am *not* making it to the spooky soirée on time! Next time, I’m packing a compass, a flare, and a fainting couch!   #MortimerWeasel #LostWithoutGPS #MapMadness #TeddyBearTrauma #OldSchoolNightmare #WeaselWoes #HighClassHorror #SpookySoiree #PuppetProblems #DirectionallyChallenged    

MORE TO COME... STAY TUNED... WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

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MORTIMER WEASEL'S UPSCALE SPOOKY SOIREE - SPOOKY THING #8

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        📱😱 Baby, if there’s one thing to haunt a weasel’s nightmares, it’s losing your PHONE ! Imagine, darlings — one minute you’re snapping selfies in spooky lighting, and the next, you’re cut off from all the T, no GPS, and NO likes! 😵 I don’t know a soul’s number by heart except my own (and even that’s a stretch , hunnie!). It’s a digital DISASTER! Next time I lose my phone, just find me screaming in the dark like a true diva. 📸💀 #MortimerWeasel #PhonePhobia #LostInTheSpookySoiree #DigitalNightmares #NoLikesNoLife #HalloweenHorror #WeaselOutOfIt #PuppetDrama #HighClassHorror #TeddyBearInDistress #Puppets #PuppetShow #Puppet