🐇EASTER BUNNY’S PEEP RACE 👠


🐇EASTER BUNNY’S PEEP RACE 👠— the only drag competition where the queens are marshmallow, shady, and lowkey delicious. Yes, my little churros... 🍬👠

And guess what? 💨 Our one and only plant-based temptress, @realmaryjuana, stops by the stage to “elevate the competition” and hand out the trophy... also because she thought it was a cooking show. She ate 3 contestants on account o' the munchies. Not to worry, the factory will make more. 🌿🔥

BACKSTAGE TEA 🍵✨

— One Peep contestant told me my feathers looked “Party City.” I said, “Your edges are marshmallow, sit down, gooey ass.”

— Peepalicious tried to read me. She said I looked like a rejected Sesame Street divorce lawyer.

— One queen refused to sashay because her ass melted under the hot lights. We called it a gooey gag.

It’s fierce. It’s fluffy. 📺 Easter Bunny's Peep Race --> Streaming now.

#PeepRace #DragEaster #420andFabulous #LosTiteresTV #SenorLocoShow #QueerConAzucar #RuPaul #RuPaulsDragRace #Satire

🧁✨ Now sashay away, but gently... these queens are fragile. 😘




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