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MORTIMER GAY PRIDE VERTICAL ~ HAPPY PRIDE! 🏳️‍🌈

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    🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month, Sexy! 🏳️‍🌈 Oh, clothing-light Pride Month, that magical time of year when the world becomes slightly more rainbowed, significantly more sparkly, and dramatically more tolerant of sequins before noon… I'm colorblind. I have spent years studying gay humanity from my underground burrow, and after extensive research, observation, and several questionable dance floors, I have reached a profound conclusion: Love is good. Love is Blind. Love, you take with you. Life is a Game: Love is the Prize. Being your ratty ass self is good. I don't care if you're a rat or an elephant. And anyone who tells you otherwise, needs a nap, a snack, or a slap… On the behind… A sexy slap — on that needy peach! (*You heard me.) Whether you're celebrating your first Pride, your fiftieth Pride, or simply supporting the people you love, I encourage you to do so with joy, kindness, courage, sassy callbacks, and proper hydration: Peach slap! May your chosen f...
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Jedi Jabberwocky with Mortimer Weasel • SEASON 2 • #Puppet #StarWars Shorts 102-105

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  Jedi Jabberwocky with Mortimer Weasel  Vertical 105 - WOOKIE YOGA  #maythe4thbewithyou     Perky Padawans:   I survived Wookiee yoga, and I’m pretty sure I left my dignity—and several layers of skin—on the mat. May the Fourth be with ME!   That "Force-Flow" yoga retreat, darling, had my chakras filing a restraining order. One Padawan tried to "levitate" his worries and ended up dropping a meditation boulder on my foot—which, naturally, the Council said was a "test of my patience".   My patience isn't a test; it's a limited-time offer that expired during the first trimester of the Republic. Between the Wookiee hair in the communal showers and the "Force-assisted" backbends that made my spine sound like R2-D2 falling down a flight of stairs, I am officially over it.   If I wanted to suffer for "growth," I’d just spend a weekend at an IKEA with Señor Loco.   That studio was a sulfurous poo poo platter; I haven't smelt that mu...
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Pronto Regresamos 📺

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We'll Be Right Back 📺💃
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🎃 MORTIMER’S UPSCALE HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN: SCARY THING #1 💀 TAXES 💸

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      The final fright , mis amores.  The one horror no adult escapes…    💀 TAXES 💸 W-2s, 1099s, deductions — oh my! It’s like Monopoly, but with tears and receipts. Even in my teddy bear splendor, the IRS still can track my weasely ass down. I hope to get away because I'm so fuckin' cute, but negatory. 🧸😩 🕯️ “Some people see dead people… I see line 37: adjusted gross income.” #MortimerWeasel #LosTiteresTV #TheSenorLocoShow #ScaryThing1 #TaxTerror #PuppetComedy #UpscaleWeasel #AdultingIsScary #HalloweenCountdown #TeddyBearTerror #LGBTComedy #Halloween #Puppet #Puppets #puppetsofinstagram #puppetshow #comedyvideos #comedy #taxes #horror #horrormovies  
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🎃 MORTIMER WEASEL’S UPSCALE SPOOKY SOIREÉ - COMMERCIAL

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🎃 MORTIMER’S SPOOKY HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN: SCARY ADULT THING #2 🎃

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     🎃 MORTIMER’S UPSCALE SPOOKY SOIRÉE:  SCARY ADULT THING #2 🎃 JURY DUTY ⚖️   The summons arrives. You open it. You Screeeeam! 🧾💀 Yes, Superstar — Jury Duty: the terrifying tale of twelve strangers, one windowless room, and absolutely no wine bar.  Twisted. I rolled up dressed like this teddy bear to lighten the mood in court, but apparently a “jury of my peers” doesn’t include couture-wearing woodland creatures doing duck walks to gay dance club favorites, like I’d hoped.  Terror. 🧸🎩 “Moi? ….Guilty... of being fabuloso , your honor.” #MortimerWeasel #TheSenorLocoShow #LosTiteresTV #ScaryThing2 #JuryDutyDrama #PuppetComedy #UpscaleWeasel #TeddyBearTerror #HalloweenCountdown #LGBTComedy #Puppet
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🎃 MORTIMER’S UPSCALE HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN: SCARY THING #3 🎃 FOLDING FITTED SHEETS 👻

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      Children… there are no instructions in the Book of Shadows for this one. Every adult has faced this eldritch terror — a wrinkled, elastic beast  that mocks you from the laundry pile. 🧺 I’ve faced Jedi trials, tax audits, and my ex’s mother (she’s a turtle and  her shell is hard as hell)… but folding a fitted sheet?  Harder than doing Chinese arithmetic, a Rubic’s Cube  and Minecraft all at once. “Some monsters hide under the bed — this one, you’re laying on.”   Yeeeeesh! Scary.  #MortimerWeasel #LosTiteresTV #TheSenorLocoShow #HalloweenWebisodes #ScaryThing3 #FittedSheetFiasco #LaundryHorror #UpscaleWeasel #PuppetComedy #TeddyBearTerror #Puppet #Puppets #PuppetShow #Funny #LGBTQ
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