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      The final fright , mis amores.  The one horror no adult escapes…    💀 TAXES 💸 W-2s, 1099s, deductions — oh my! It’s like Monopoly, but with tears and receipts. Even in my teddy bear splendor, the IRS still can track my weasely ass down. I hope to get away because I'm so fuckin' cute, but negatory. 🧸😩 🕯️ “Some people see dead people… I see line 37: adjusted gross income.” #MortimerWeasel #LosTiteresTV #TheSenorLocoShow #ScaryThing1 #TaxTerror #PuppetComedy #UpscaleWeasel #AdultingIsScary #HalloweenCountdown #TeddyBearTerror #LGBTComedy #Halloween #Puppet #Puppets #puppetsofinstagram #puppetshow #comedyvideos #comedy #taxes #horror #horrormovies  

     🎃 MORTIMER’S UPSCALE SPOOKY SOIRÉE:  SCARY ADULT THING #2 🎃 JURY DUTY ⚖️   The summons arrives. You open it. You Screeeeam! 🧾💀 Yes, Superstar — Jury Duty: the terrifying tale of twelve strangers, one windowless room, and absolutely no wine bar.  Twisted. I rolled up dressed like this teddy bear to lighten the mood in court, but apparently a “jury of my peers” doesn’t include couture-wearing woodland creatures doing duck walks to gay dance club favorites, like I’d hoped.  Terror. 🧸🎩 “Moi? ….Guilty... of being fabuloso , your honor.” #MortimerWeasel #TheSenorLocoShow #LosTiteresTV #ScaryThing2 #JuryDutyDrama #PuppetComedy #UpscaleWeasel #TeddyBearTerror #HalloweenCountdown #LGBTComedy #Puppet

  Listen Superstar, picture it — Beverly Hills at 5 p.m.    You in couture , trapped behind an armored Tesla.    The horror! 💅🏼   There’s nothing quite as bone-chilling as watching your GPS whisper:    “ETA... 47 minutes.” For a 2-mile trip. 😱   Even in my adorable teddy bear costume, my patience is hanging by a designer thread.   🧸✨ “ If hell had valet parking, it would look like the 405 at rush hour .”   #MortimerWeasel #TheSenorLocoShow #LosTiteresTV #PuppetComedy #HalloweenCountdown #ScaryThing4 #RushHourHorror #TeddyBearTerror #AdultingIsScary #UpscaleWeasel #Puppet #Puppets #Puppetry

  ✨ “Nothing sends chills down an adult’s spine quite like… THE CABLE GUY.” 🎃 💀 Darling, imagine it — you’ve cleared your schedule, fluffed your sofa, and lit your pumpkin spice candle. The appointment window? “Sometime between sunrise and the apocalypse.” ⏳ 🐻 Mortimer Weasel, dressed in his luxurious teddy bear ensemble, waits ever so patiently (read: not at all) as the true horror unfolds… hold music, empty promises, and existential dread. 🕰️ “They said they’d be here between 8 and 12... it’s 9:37… next Halloween.” 😩 📺 Catch Scary Thing #5: Waiting for the Cable Guy in my Halloween Webisode series, “Mortimer’s Upscale, Spooky Soirée.” Because sometimes, darling, the real terror … is Customer Service . #MortimerWeasel #LosTiteresTV #TheSenorLocoShow #HalloweenWebisodes #PuppetComedy #ScaryThing5 #TeddyBearTerror #AdultingIsScary #UpscaleWeasel #PuppetLife #LGBTComedy  

     💼⚰️ If there’s one thing more horrifying than haunted houses, it’s a **never-ending work meeting**! Honey, nothing drains a weasel’s soul faster than listening to Phil from accounting talk about his daughter’s softball game. Hours I’ll never get back! 😩 One moment I’m on my plush throne, the next I’m deep in *brain-numbing* territory. Baby, I need coffee, a nap, and a spiritual cleansing after this corporate séance. Next time? I’m “ghosting” it. 👻 #MortimerWeasel #EndlessMeetings #CorporateHorror #BrainDrain #Puppet #Puppets #SpookySoiree #HauntedByHR #HighClassNightmares #MeetingMadness #ExitStageLeft #Halloween  

    Darling, the terror is REAL: getting **lost without GPS** in the middle of nowhere! You’re out there, just you and a MAP — like it’s 1985! I was one wrong turn away from a full-on meltdown in my finest teddy bear outfit. Give me a computerized voice guiding me turn-by-turn, or I am *not* making it to the spooky soirée on time! Next time, I’m packing a compass, a flare, and a fainting couch!   #MortimerWeasel #LostWithoutGPS #MapMadness #TeddyBearTrauma #OldSchoolNightmare #WeaselWoes #HighClassHorror #SpookySoiree #PuppetProblems #DirectionallyChallenged    

        📱😱 Baby, if there’s one thing to haunt a weasel’s nightmares, it’s losing your PHONE ! Imagine, darlings — one minute you’re snapping selfies in spooky lighting, and the next, you’re cut off from all the T, no GPS, and NO likes! 😵 I don’t know a soul’s number by heart except my own (and even that’s a stretch , hunnie!). It’s a digital DISASTER! Next time I lose my phone, just find me screaming in the dark like a true diva. 📸💀 #MortimerWeasel #PhonePhobia #LostInTheSpookySoiree #DigitalNightmares #NoLikesNoLife #HalloweenHorror #WeaselOutOfIt #PuppetDrama #HighClassHorror #TeddyBearInDistress #Puppets #PuppetShow #Puppet  

    😱 YO! Let’s get *REAL* GABBA GABBA about “TERRIFICATIONS” this spooky season, namely: — **Unwanted House Guests**! 🎃 That nightmare where people actin’ like they OWN your haunted mansion?! 👻 The NERVE! I’m over here trying to give you high-class Teddy Bear costume realness, and someone is barging in on my act 🙄 Oh, the terror of freeloaders and their creepy-crawly cousins. Next time, I’ll be calling an *EXTERMINATOR*, but this time, I just tried to meditate with rich people affirmations!🐀  #MortimerWeasel #UnwantedHouseGuests #RodentRealness #PlushNightmares #SpookySoiree #HalloweenHorror #PuppetDrama #HighClassProblems #WeaselOutOfIt #NotTodayAlfonso #PuppetWebisode #Puppet #Halloween

 **Pumpkin's Ultimate Halloween Safety Guide: Keep It Spooky, Fabulous, and SAFE, Huntee! 🎃👻** Hello, my spooky little pumpkins! 🎃 It’s *The Gay Pumpkin* here, your one and only guide to slaying Halloween in style while staying safe, honey! Whether you’re twirling through haunted houses, parading your fierce looks down the street, or hitting up a spooky soirée, there’s no reason you can’t be safe *and* serve all the lewks at the same time. In fact, safety is part of the fun, darling! So, let’s talk about how to enjoy Halloween without any of the tricks — just the treats!      Fire Hazard Fashion: Don’t Get Burned, Honey! 🔥💅 Let’s start with a MAJOR PSA: *do not* wear a costume that’s a fire hazard. I don’t care how cute or fierce your look is — if it’s going to have you flaming up like a bonfire, it’s not worth it! 🚨 Here’s the tea: lots of those store-bought costumes are made of cheap polyester or materials that catch fire faster than a drag queen’s weave in ...