🎃 MORTIMER’S UPSCALE HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN: SCARY THING #4 🎃 RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC 🚗🚗🚗
Listen Superstar, picture it — Beverly Hills at 5 p.m.
You in couture, trapped behind an armored Tesla.
The horror! 💅🏼
There’s nothing quite as bone-chilling as watching your GPS whisper:
“ETA... 47 minutes.” For a 2-mile trip. 😱
Even in my adorable teddy bear costume, my patience is hanging by a designer thread.
🧸✨ “If hell had valet parking, it would look like the 405 at rush hour.”
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