MORTIMER GAY PRIDE VERTICAL ~ HAPPY PRIDE! 🏳️🌈
🏳️🌈 Happy Pride Month, Sexy! 🏳️🌈 Oh, clothing-light Pride Month, that magical time of year when the world becomes slightly more rainbowed, significantly more sparkly, and dramatically more tolerant of sequins before noon… I'm colorblind. I have spent years studying gay humanity from my underground burrow, and after extensive research, observation, and several questionable dance floors, I have reached a profound conclusion: Love is good. Love is Blind. Love, you take with you. Life is a Game: Love is the Prize. Being your ratty ass self is good. I don't care if you're a rat or an elephant. And anyone who tells you otherwise, needs a nap, a snack, or a slap… On the behind… A sexy slap — on that needy peach! (*You heard me.) Whether you're celebrating your first Pride, your fiftieth Pride, or simply supporting the people you love, I encourage you to do so with joy, kindness, courage, sassy callbacks, and proper hydration: Peach slap! May your chosen f...