MORTIMER GAY PRIDE VERTICAL ~ HAPPY PRIDE! 🏳️🌈
🏳️🌈 Happy Pride Month, Sexy! 🏳️🌈
Oh,
clothing-light Pride Month, that magical time of year when the world
becomes slightly more rainbowed, significantly more sparkly, and
dramatically more tolerant of sequins before noon… I'm colorblind.
I
have spent years studying gay humanity from my underground burrow, and
after extensive research, observation, and several questionable dance
floors, I have reached a profound conclusion:
Love is good. Love is Blind. Love, you take with you.
Life is a Game: Love is the Prize.
Being your ratty ass self is good. I don't care if you're a rat or an elephant.
And
anyone who tells you otherwise, needs a nap, a snack, or a slap… On the
behind… A sexy slap — on that needy peach! (*You heard me.)
Whether
you're celebrating your first Pride, your fiftieth Pride, or simply
supporting the people you love, I encourage you to do so with joy,
kindness, courage, sassy callbacks, and proper hydration: Peach slap!
May your chosen family find you.
May your heart be full.
May your outfits be fabulous.
And
may your glitter remain mostly contained to approved surfaces, and not
go in your butt hole — as it did in mine — after that circuit party, I
was farting glitter for Weeks!
From all of us here in the burrow,
(which is only Me, and maybe my turtle boytoy, Toddrick) — we wish you a
Happy Pride Month & Super Queer Year!
A Sexy Year with laughter, love, adventure ~ and just the right amount of Sassafrass.
With admiration, affection, and only the slightest amount of OnlyFans slutty eyelash slow-mo blinking —
Your Silly Little Weasel,
Mortimer Weasel
Gayness Correspondent
Professional Burrow Busybody
Club Dweller Extraordinaire
🏳️🌈 Happy Pride Month, Sexy! 🏳️🌈
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