🎃 MORTIMER’S UPSCALE HALLOWEEN COUNTDOWN: SCARY THING #3 🎃 FOLDING FITTED SHEETS 👻
Children… there are no instructions in the Book of Shadows for this one. Every adult has faced this eldritch terror — a wrinkled, elastic beast that mocks you from the laundry pile. 🧺 I’ve faced Jedi trials, tax audits, and my ex’s mother (she’s a turtle and her shell is hard as hell)… but folding a fitted sheet? Harder than doing Chinese arithmetic, a Rubic’s Cube and Minecraft all at once. “Some monsters hide under the bed — this one, you’re laying on.” Yeeeeesh! Scary. #MortimerWeasel #LosTiteresTV #TheSenorLocoShow #HalloweenWebisodes #ScaryThing3 #FittedSheetFiasco #LaundryHorror #UpscaleWeasel #PuppetComedy #TeddyBearTerror #Puppet #Puppets #PuppetShow #Funny #LGBTQ