Jedi Jabberwocky with Mortimer Weasel • SEASON 2 • #Puppet #StarWars Shorts 102-105
Jedi Jabberwocky with Mortimer Weasel Vertical 105 - WOOKIE YOGA #maythe4thbewithyou Perky Padawans: I survived Wookiee yoga, and I’m pretty sure I left my dignity—and several layers of skin—on the mat. May the Fourth be with ME! That "Force-Flow" yoga retreat, darling, had my chakras filing a restraining order. One Padawan tried to "levitate" his worries and ended up dropping a meditation boulder on my foot—which, naturally, the Council said was a "test of my patience". My patience isn't a test; it's a limited-time offer that expired during the first trimester of the Republic. Between the Wookiee hair in the communal showers and the "Force-assisted" backbends that made my spine sound like R2-D2 falling down a flight of stairs, I am officially over it. If I wanted to suffer for "growth," I’d just spend a weekend at an IKEA with Señor Loco. That studio was a sulfurous poo poo platter; I haven't smelt that mu...