The Señor Loco Show!

      The final fright , mis amores.  The one horror no adult escapes…    💀 TAXES 💸 W-2s, 1099s, deductions — oh my! It’s like Monopoly, but with tears and receipts. Even in my teddy bear splendor, the IRS still can track my weasely ass down. I hope to get away because I'm so fuckin' cute, but negatory. 🧸😩 🕯️ “Some people see dead people… I see line 37: adjusted gross income.” #MortimerWeasel #LosTiteresTV #TheSenorLocoShow #ScaryThing1 #TaxTerror #PuppetComedy #UpscaleWeasel #AdultingIsScary #HalloweenCountdown #TeddyBearTerror #LGBTComedy #Halloween #Puppet #Puppets #puppetsofinstagram #puppetshow #comedyvideos #comedy #taxes #horror #horrormovies  

     🎃 MORTIMER’S UPSCALE SPOOKY SOIRÉE:  SCARY ADULT THING #2 🎃 JURY DUTY ⚖️   The summons arrives. You open it. You Screeeeam! 🧾💀 Yes, Superstar — Jury Duty: the terrifying tale of twelve strangers, one windowless room, and absolutely no wine bar.  Twisted. I rolled up dressed like this teddy bear to lighten the mood in court, but apparently a “jury of my peers” doesn’t include couture-wearing woodland creatures doing duck walks to gay dance club favorites, like I’d hoped.  Terror. 🧸🎩 “Moi? ….Guilty... of being fabuloso , your honor.” #MortimerWeasel #TheSenorLocoShow #LosTiteresTV #ScaryThing2 #JuryDutyDrama #PuppetComedy #UpscaleWeasel #TeddyBearTerror #HalloweenCountdown #LGBTComedy #Puppet