MORTIMER WEASEL in THE JEDI WEARS PRADA
🎥 Jedi Jabberwocky with Mortimer Weasel
Ryan Vader (yes, that Vader) tried to name-drop his way into the hottest gay Jedi club at the edge of the galaxy. But Mortimer the bouncer? ✨He don’t do nepo, princesses, honey. He does NERVE.✨
Expect:
💫 Fashion drama at the speed of light
🪐 Galactic-level reads
🌈 Jedi realness
👃 Mask Fresheners (yes, for him)
💳 And one Darth Vader credit card.
🎭 "Your daddy may command the Empire, but you can't even put you on a guest list, sweetie." – Mortimer
Watch now before Ryan tries to throw another Death Star party and call it a "freak-off".
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