**Pumpkin's Ultimate Halloween Safety Guide: Keep It Spooky, Fabulous, and SAFE, Huntee! 🎃👻** Hello, my spooky little pumpkins! 🎃 It’s *The Gay Pumpkin* here, your one and only guide to slaying Halloween in style while staying safe, honey! Whether you’re twirling through haunted houses, parading your fierce looks down the street, or hitting up a spooky soirée, there’s no reason you can’t be safe *and* serve all the lewks at the same time. In fact, safety is part of the fun, darling! So, let’s talk about how to enjoy Halloween without any of the tricks — just the treats! Fire Hazard Fashion: Don’t Get Burned, Honey! 🔥💅 Let’s start with a MAJOR PSA: *do not* wear a costume that’s a fire hazard. I don’t care how cute or fierce your look is — if it’s going to have you flaming up like a bonfire, it’s not worth it! 🚨 Here’s the tea: lots of those store-bought costumes are made of cheap polyester or materials that catch fire faster than a drag queen’s weave in ...
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