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     💼⚰️ If there’s one thing more horrifying than haunted houses, it’s a **never-ending work meeting**! Honey, nothing drains a weasel’s soul faster than listening to Phil from accounting talk about his daughter’s softball game. Hours I’ll never get back! 😩 One moment I’m on my plush throne, the next I’m deep in *brain-numbing* territory. Baby, I need coffee, a nap, and a spiritual cleansing after this corporate séance. Next time? I’m “ghosting” it. 👻 #MortimerWeasel #EndlessMeetings #CorporateHorror #BrainDrain #Puppet #Puppets #SpookySoiree #HauntedByHR #HighClassNightmares #MeetingMadness #ExitStageLeft #Halloween  

    Darling, the terror is REAL: getting **lost without GPS** in the middle of nowhere! You’re out there, just you and a MAP — like it’s 1985! I was one wrong turn away from a full-on meltdown in my finest teddy bear outfit. Give me a computerized voice guiding me turn-by-turn, or I am *not* making it to the spooky soirée on time! Next time, I’m packing a compass, a flare, and a fainting couch!   #MortimerWeasel #LostWithoutGPS #MapMadness #TeddyBearTrauma #OldSchoolNightmare #WeaselWoes #HighClassHorror #SpookySoiree #PuppetProblems #DirectionallyChallenged    

 

        📱😱 Baby, if there’s one thing to haunt a weasel’s nightmares, it’s losing your PHONE ! Imagine, darlings — one minute you’re snapping selfies in spooky lighting, and the next, you’re cut off from all the T, no GPS, and NO likes! 😵 I don’t know a soul’s number by heart except my own (and even that’s a stretch , hunnie!). It’s a digital DISASTER! Next time I lose my phone, just find me screaming in the dark like a true diva. 📸💀 #MortimerWeasel #PhonePhobia #LostInTheSpookySoiree #DigitalNightmares #NoLikesNoLife #HalloweenHorror #WeaselOutOfIt #PuppetDrama #HighClassHorror #TeddyBearInDistress #Puppets #PuppetShow #Puppet  

    😱 YO! Let’s get *REAL* GABBA GABBA about “TERRIFICATIONS” this spooky season, namely: — **Unwanted House Guests**! 🎃 That nightmare where people actin’ like they OWN your haunted mansion?! 👻 The NERVE! I’m over here trying to give you high-class Teddy Bear costume realness, and someone is barging in on my act 🙄 Oh, the terror of freeloaders and their creepy-crawly cousins. Next time, I’ll be calling an *EXTERMINATOR*, but this time, I just tried to meditate with rich people affirmations!🐀  #MortimerWeasel #UnwantedHouseGuests #RodentRealness #PlushNightmares #SpookySoiree #HalloweenHorror #PuppetDrama #HighClassProblems #WeaselOutOfIt #NotTodayAlfonso #PuppetWebisode #Puppet #Halloween

 **Pumpkin's Ultimate Halloween Safety Guide: Keep It Spooky, Fabulous, and SAFE, Huntee! 🎃👻** Hello, my spooky little pumpkins! 🎃 It’s *The Gay Pumpkin* here, your one and only guide to slaying Halloween in style while staying safe, honey! Whether you’re twirling through haunted houses, parading your fierce looks down the street, or hitting up a spooky soirée, there’s no reason you can’t be safe *and* serve all the lewks at the same time. In fact, safety is part of the fun, darling! So, let’s talk about how to enjoy Halloween without any of the tricks — just the treats!      Fire Hazard Fashion: Don’t Get Burned, Honey! 🔥💅 Let’s start with a MAJOR PSA: *do not* wear a costume that’s a fire hazard. I don’t care how cute or fierce your look is — if it’s going to have you flaming up like a bonfire, it’s not worth it! 🚨 Here’s the tea: lots of those store-bought costumes are made of cheap polyester or materials that catch fire faster than a drag queen’s weave in ...

  Happy Labor Day Weekend, amigos! 🎉 Today, los hardworking stars of LosTiteresTV are taking a break from their usual loco behavior to talk about what it's really like to work on our crazy, puppet-powered show. Spoiler alert: it's not all fun & games—well, maybe it is. From the long hours of writing silly sketches to rehearsing to the late-night brainstorming sessions (which include puppets falling asleep mid-idea), these freakazoids pour their corazon into every performance. Pero hey, when your job involves making people laugh & bringing stories to life, it’s all worth it! Check out this special behind-the-scenes peek into the life of a LosTiteresTV puppet on Labor Day! 🎭💪 #LaborDay #PuppetLife #BehindTheScenes #LosTiteresTV