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        📱😱 Baby, if there’s one thing to haunt a weasel’s nightmares, it’s losing your PHONE ! Imagine, darlings — one minute you’re snapping selfies in spooky lighting, and the next, you’re cut off from all the T, no GPS, and NO likes! 😵 I don’t know a soul’s number by heart except my own (and even that’s a stretch , hunnie!). It’s a digital DISASTER! Next time I lose my phone, just find me screaming in the dark like a true diva. 📸💀 #MortimerWeasel #PhonePhobia #LostInTheSpookySoiree #DigitalNightmares #NoLikesNoLife #HalloweenHorror #WeaselOutOfIt #PuppetDrama #HighClassHorror #TeddyBearInDistress #Puppets #PuppetShow #Puppet  

    😱 YO! Let’s get *REAL* GABBA GABBA about “TERRIFICATIONS” this spooky season, namely: — **Unwanted House Guests**! 🎃 That nightmare where people actin’ like they OWN your haunted mansion?! 👻 The NERVE! I’m over here trying to give you high-class Teddy Bear costume realness, and someone is barging in on my act 🙄 Oh, the terror of freeloaders and their creepy-crawly cousins. Next time, I’ll be calling an *EXTERMINATOR*, but this time, I just tried to meditate with rich people affirmations!🐀  #MortimerWeasel #UnwantedHouseGuests #RodentRealness #PlushNightmares #SpookySoiree #HalloweenHorror #PuppetDrama #HighClassProblems #WeaselOutOfIt #NotTodayAlfonso #PuppetWebisode #Puppet #Halloween

 **Pumpkin's Ultimate Halloween Safety Guide: Keep It Spooky, Fabulous, and SAFE, Huntee! 🎃👻** Hello, my spooky little pumpkins! 🎃 It’s *The Gay Pumpkin* here, your one and only guide to slaying Halloween in style while staying safe, honey! Whether you’re twirling through haunted houses, parading your fierce looks down the street, or hitting up a spooky soirée, there’s no reason you can’t be safe *and* serve all the lewks at the same time. In fact, safety is part of the fun, darling! So, let’s talk about how to enjoy Halloween without any of the tricks — just the treats!      Fire Hazard Fashion: Don’t Get Burned, Honey! 🔥💅 Let’s start with a MAJOR PSA: *do not* wear a costume that’s a fire hazard. I don’t care how cute or fierce your look is — if it’s going to have you flaming up like a bonfire, it’s not worth it! 🚨 Here’s the tea: lots of those store-bought costumes are made of cheap polyester or materials that catch fire faster than a drag queen’s weave in ...

  Happy Labor Day Weekend, amigos! 🎉 Today, los hardworking stars of LosTiteresTV are taking a break from their usual loco behavior to talk about what it's really like to work on our crazy, puppet-powered show. Spoiler alert: it's not all fun & games—well, maybe it is. From the long hours of writing silly sketches to rehearsing to the late-night brainstorming sessions (which include puppets falling asleep mid-idea), these freakazoids pour their corazon into every performance. Pero hey, when your job involves making people laugh & bringing stories to life, it’s all worth it! Check out this special behind-the-scenes peek into the life of a LosTiteresTV puppet on Labor Day! 🎭💪 #LaborDay #PuppetLife #BehindTheScenes #LosTiteresTV

🎉🇺🇸 Happy Force of Jour Lie, everyone! 🇺🇸🎉 It's your favorite puppet, Conchita from @LosTiteresTV, here to sprinkle some history, sarcasm, and satire on your Independence Day! 📚😏 In my latest video, I dive into what makes the United States tick, from its rich history to its unique spirit, all while drawing some fun parallels with Star Wars' The Force! 🌟🗽 So, warm up those BBQs and fire up the fireworks because this post is not just fun—it's educational! 🌭🍔🎆 Celebrate the land of the free and the home of the brave with a dose of humor and a splash of knowledge. Let's make this Fourth of July a blast! 💥✨ Check out the video and let me know your thoughts in the comments! 🎥👇 #HappyFourth #July4th #IndependenceDay #ConchitaCelebrates #LosTiteresTV #HistoryWithHumor #StarWarsVibes #BBQTime #FireworksFun #EducationalEntertainment #puppet #puppetry #puppetsofinstagram #Conchita #Cuban-American #puppeteer #comedy #satire #politicalsatire #FourthofJuly

                                                                                     Gays, Guys & Gals!   It’s me, Señor Loro, your favorite red, mustachioed parrot! I’m here to squawk about something fabulously colorful & oh-so-important. We’ve got a brand new #podcast fluttering into our lineup called **Queer Critter Quibbles**! This week, join our delightfully dynamic duo, Mortimer Weasel & Toddrick Turtle, as they dive into all things #lgbtqia + from a critter’s point of view! These two boyfriends are bringing you the quirkiest quibbles about the gay community’s knack for turning everything into a competish, claiming every color of the rainbow (I mean, have you ...

    As your friendly neighborhood talking #marijuana plant, I'm THRILLED to announce that I'm available to be a spokes-puppet for any #cannabusiness brands looking to add a Unique Twist to their #marketingstrategy! But hold up, I'm not just here to be a joke for the grown-ups. No way baby. I'm ready to educate the little buds too! From possibly explaining how #CBD oil works to kids? To knowing we can help your business grow roots as deep as my own fan base, as deeply rooted and plant-like as they come.    With Instagram's @realmaryjuana, your #customerbase will blossom like the finest #cannabis #flowers, and your business will be the talk of the town (or should I say, toke of the town?). 💨 🌿    So, if you're ready to puff, puff, pass along a great sense of humor while boosting your brand, let's chat! I'm available to promote your #cannabis product at any time. Let's make your business bloom together! CHECK OUT THIS #VIDEO SAMPLE of my CONTENT CREA...