The Señor Loco Show!

      The final fright , mis amores.  The one horror no adult escapes…    💀 TAXES 💸 W-2s, 1099s, deductions — oh my! It’s like Monopoly, but with tears and receipts. Even in my teddy bear splendor, the IRS still can track my weasely ass down. I hope to get away because I'm so fuckin' cute, but negatory. 🧸😩 🕯️ “Some people see dead people… I see line 37: adjusted gross income.” #MortimerWeasel #LosTiteresTV #TheSenorLocoShow #ScaryThing1 #TaxTerror #PuppetComedy #UpscaleWeasel #AdultingIsScary #HalloweenCountdown #TeddyBearTerror #LGBTComedy #Halloween #Puppet #Puppets #puppetsofinstagram #puppetshow #comedyvideos #comedy #taxes #horror #horrormovies  

     🎃 MORTIMER’S UPSCALE SPOOKY SOIRÉE:  SCARY ADULT THING #2 🎃 JURY DUTY ⚖️   The summons arrives. You open it. You Screeeeam! 🧾💀 Yes, Superstar — Jury Duty: the terrifying tale of twelve strangers, one windowless room, and absolutely no wine bar.  Twisted. I rolled up dressed like this teddy bear to lighten the mood in court, but apparently a “jury of my peers” doesn’t include couture-wearing woodland creatures doing duck walks to gay dance club favorites, like I’d hoped.  Terror. 🧸🎩 “Moi? ….Guilty... of being fabuloso , your honor.” #MortimerWeasel #TheSenorLocoShow #LosTiteresTV #ScaryThing2 #JuryDutyDrama #PuppetComedy #UpscaleWeasel #TeddyBearTerror #HalloweenCountdown #LGBTComedy #Puppet

      Children… there are no instructions in the Book of Shadows for this one. Every adult has faced this eldritch terror — a wrinkled, elastic beast  that mocks you from the laundry pile. 🧺 I’ve faced Jedi trials, tax audits, and my ex’s mother (she’s a turtle and  her shell is hard as hell)… but folding a fitted sheet?  Harder than doing Chinese arithmetic, a Rubic’s Cube  and Minecraft all at once. “Some monsters hide under the bed — this one, you’re laying on.”   Yeeeeesh! Scary.  #MortimerWeasel #LosTiteresTV #TheSenorLocoShow #HalloweenWebisodes #ScaryThing3 #FittedSheetFiasco #LaundryHorror #UpscaleWeasel #PuppetComedy #TeddyBearTerror #Puppet #Puppets #PuppetShow #Funny #LGBTQ

  Listen Superstar, picture it — Beverly Hills at 5 p.m.    You in couture , trapped behind an armored Tesla.    The horror! 💅🏼   There’s nothing quite as bone-chilling as watching your GPS whisper:    “ETA... 47 minutes.” For a 2-mile trip. 😱   Even in my adorable teddy bear costume, my patience is hanging by a designer thread.   🧸✨ “ If hell had valet parking, it would look like the 405 at rush hour .”   #MortimerWeasel #TheSenorLocoShow #LosTiteresTV #PuppetComedy #HalloweenCountdown #ScaryThing4 #RushHourHorror #TeddyBearTerror #AdultingIsScary #UpscaleWeasel #Puppet #Puppets #Puppetry

  ✨ “Nothing sends chills down an adult’s spine quite like… THE CABLE GUY.” 🎃 💀 Darling, imagine it — you’ve cleared your schedule, fluffed your sofa, and lit your pumpkin spice candle. The appointment window? “Sometime between sunrise and the apocalypse.” ⏳ 🐻 Mortimer Weasel, dressed in his luxurious teddy bear ensemble, waits ever so patiently (read: not at all) as the true horror unfolds… hold music, empty promises, and existential dread. 🕰️ “They said they’d be here between 8 and 12... it’s 9:37… next Halloween.” 😩 📺 Catch Scary Thing #5: Waiting for the Cable Guy in my Halloween Webisode series, “Mortimer’s Upscale, Spooky Soirée.” Because sometimes, darling, the real terror … is Customer Service . #MortimerWeasel #LosTiteresTV #TheSenorLocoShow #HalloweenWebisodes #PuppetComedy #ScaryThing5 #TeddyBearTerror #AdultingIsScary #UpscaleWeasel #PuppetLife #LGBTComedy  

  🎶 “You can be so persuasive…” 💅🏽 Baby, I been persuasive since the seed sprouted. 😏 Serving chlorophyll, confidence, and chronic energy only. 💚✨ 💨💚 When SZA said “You can be so persuasive” — I felt that in my roots, honey. Now pass me the rolling tray and let’s manifest some high vibrations. 🌿👑 #MaryJuana #420Queen #SZA #Persuasive #WeedQueenEnergy #LipSyncLegend #HighVibesOnly #CannabisCulture #DragPlant #LosTíteresTV #Marijuana #Satire #Parody #Comedy #Puppets #Puppet