The Señor Loco Show!

🎥 Jedi Jabberwocky with Mortimer Weasel Ryan Vader ( yes, that Vader) tried to name- drop his way into the hottest gay Jedi club at the edge of the galaxy. But Mortimer the bouncer? ✨ He don’t do nepo, princesses, honey. He does NERVE.✨ Expect: 💫 Fashion drama at the speed of light 🪐 Galactic- level reads 🌈 Jedi realness 👃 Mask Fresheners ( yes, for him ) 💳 And one Darth Vader credit card. 🎭 " Your daddy may command the Empire, but you can't even put you on a guest list, sweetie." – Mortimer Watch now before Ryan tries to throw another Death Star party and call it a "freak-off ".   # JediJabberwocky # TheVaderWearsPrada # MortimerWeasel # GalacticGayClub # SeñorLocoShow # GayJediOnly # StarWarsParody # MuppetStyleMadness # DarthGayder # NepoBabyDrama # QueerInSpace

#InStyle Magazine’s web series #ThisGuy asks celebrity men personal, revealing questions. About the guys they profile, they say : “We like This Guy—and you should too. Meet the men of the moment, the ones whose names will become as integral in your social vocabulary as “Chalamet” or “Keanu.” And yes, we have photos .” We decided to profile puppets instead. THIS CRAY CRAY MOFO, presents a deep dive, sit-down interview con SEÑOR LOCO 🦜He spills the birdseed on: 💀 Favorite villain, 💋 Celebrity crush (feathers ruffled),  💬 What he'd tell his younger self? (be surprised) … And the last time he cried puppet tears 😭  Dig Deep into Señor Loro, aka ‘Loco’... Parrot. Producer. Pedantic. Breaks his silence about feathers, influences, and his mustache, ‘integral to our social bla, bla, bla’... We present him plucked – unfeathered – as he… Faces backlash after talking about his method acting audition to play a St. Louis Cardinal in a sports biopic, reacts to Mary Juana’s accusation...