BEAR WITH ME • The Right To Bear Rants
🐻 BEAR WITH ME 🐻 Episode 1: “Karen in the Forest” 🌲 Listen up, humans. I’m the Colorado brown bear, star of BEAR WITH ME —a new series on The Señor Loco Show. Every episode, I get to air out my grizzly pet peeves about you two-legged trespassers in MY backyard. This week? Some “Karen” tried to tell ME to stay six feet away. Lady, I live here. YOU bought the pumpkin spice latte into MY forest. 🙄 Then there’s Dave. Poor Dave. He thought camping would “bring him peace.” Instead, I brought him a full-blown cardiac workout. Don’t worry, Dave—those screams will echo beautifully off the Rockies. 🎶 And of course, the rangers showed up and tranked me. AGAIN. Like, excuse me? How would YOU like to get shot in the butt with a sleepy-time dart in your own living room? I’m just trying to vibe with the pine trees and maybe steal a s’more or two. So yeah, humans: 🐾 Bear with me, or get out of my woods. #BearWithMe #TheSeñorLocoShow #BearHumor #KarenInTheForest #UnBEARable