The Señor Loco Show!

     💼⚰️ If there’s one thing more horrifying than haunted houses, it’s a **never-ending work meeting**! Honey, nothing drains a weasel’s soul faster than listening to Phil from accounting talk about his daughter’s softball game. Hours I’ll never get back! 😩 One moment I’m on my plush throne, the next I’m deep in *brain-numbing* territory. Baby, I need coffee, a nap, and a spiritual cleansing after this corporate séance. Next time? I’m “ghosting” it. 👻 #MortimerWeasel #EndlessMeetings #CorporateHorror #BrainDrain #Puppet #Puppets #SpookySoiree #HauntedByHR #HighClassNightmares #MeetingMadness #ExitStageLeft #Halloween  

    Darling, the terror is REAL: getting **lost without GPS** in the middle of nowhere! You’re out there, just you and a MAP — like it’s 1985! I was one wrong turn away from a full-on meltdown in my finest teddy bear outfit. Give me a computerized voice guiding me turn-by-turn, or I am *not* making it to the spooky soirée on time! Next time, I’m packing a compass, a flare, and a fainting couch!   #MortimerWeasel #LostWithoutGPS #MapMadness #TeddyBearTrauma #OldSchoolNightmare #WeaselWoes #HighClassHorror #SpookySoiree #PuppetProblems #DirectionallyChallenged