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        📱😱 Baby, if there’s one thing to haunt a weasel’s nightmares, it’s losing your PHONE ! Imagine, darlings — one minute you’re snapping selfies in spooky lighting, and the next, you’re cut off from all the T, no GPS, and NO likes! 😵 I don’t know a soul’s number by heart except my own (and even that’s a stretch , hunnie!). It’s a digital DISASTER! Next time I lose my phone, just find me screaming in the dark like a true diva. 📸💀 #MortimerWeasel #PhonePhobia #LostInTheSpookySoiree #DigitalNightmares #NoLikesNoLife #HalloweenHorror #WeaselOutOfIt #PuppetDrama #HighClassHorror #TeddyBearInDistress #Puppets #PuppetShow #Puppet  

    😱 YO! Let’s get *REAL* GABBA GABBA about “TERRIFICATIONS” this spooky season, namely: — **Unwanted House Guests**! 🎃 That nightmare where people actin’ like they OWN your haunted mansion?! 👻 The NERVE! I’m over here trying to give you high-class Teddy Bear costume realness, and someone is barging in on my act 🙄 Oh, the terror of freeloaders and their creepy-crawly cousins. Next time, I’ll be calling an *EXTERMINATOR*, but this time, I just tried to meditate with rich people affirmations!🐀  #MortimerWeasel #UnwantedHouseGuests #RodentRealness #PlushNightmares #SpookySoiree #HalloweenHorror #PuppetDrama #HighClassProblems #WeaselOutOfIt #NotTodayAlfonso #PuppetWebisode #Puppet #Halloween

 **Pumpkin's Ultimate Halloween Safety Guide: Keep It Spooky, Fabulous, and SAFE, Huntee! 🎃👻** Hello, my spooky little pumpkins! 🎃 It’s *The Gay Pumpkin* here, your one and only guide to slaying Halloween in style while staying safe, honey! Whether you’re twirling through haunted houses, parading your fierce looks down the street, or hitting up a spooky soirée, there’s no reason you can’t be safe *and* serve all the lewks at the same time. In fact, safety is part of the fun, darling! So, let’s talk about how to enjoy Halloween without any of the tricks — just the treats!      Fire Hazard Fashion: Don’t Get Burned, Honey! 🔥💅 Let’s start with a MAJOR PSA: *do not* wear a costume that’s a fire hazard. I don’t care how cute or fierce your look is — if it’s going to have you flaming up like a bonfire, it’s not worth it! 🚨 Here’s the tea: lots of those store-bought costumes are made of cheap polyester or materials that catch fire faster than a drag queen’s weave in ...