Posts

Showing posts from April, 2024

JOINT CONFERENCE with @RealMaryJuana

Image
    As your friendly neighborhood talking #marijuana plant, I'm THRILLED to announce that I'm available to be a spokes-puppet for any #cannabusiness brands looking to add a Unique Twist to their #marketingstrategy! But hold up, I'm not just here to be a joke for the grown-ups. No way baby. I'm ready to educate the little buds too! From possibly explaining how #CBD oil works to kids? To knowing we can help your business grow roots as deep as my own fan base, as deeply rooted and plant-like as they come.    With Instagram's @realmaryjuana, your #customerbase will blossom like the finest #cannabis #flowers, and your business will be the talk of the town (or should I say, toke of the town?). 💨 🌿    So, if you're ready to puff, puff, pass along a great sense of humor while boosting your brand, let's chat! I'm available to promote your #cannabis product at any time. Let's make your business bloom together! CHECK OUT THIS #VIDEO SAMPLE of my CONTENT CREA...

Conchita Compares #GOYA Black Beans vs #LaPreferida

Image
Hey, lovelies! It's your girl Conchita, back with another brand comparison video! 🎬💄 Today, we're diving into the world of Latino flavors with a showdown between two heavyweights: Goya and La Preferida. 🥊💥 Now, before we get into the nitty-gritty, let me tell you a little something about myself. I'm not just your average Latina actress; I'm also a foodie at heart! 🌮🍲 So when it comes to comparing two iconic brands like Goya and La Preferida, you know I'm bringing my A-game! Let's start with Goya. Ah, Goya... the household name that's been a staple in Latino kitchens for generations. 🇵🇷 From their savory beans to their zesty seasonings, Goya has always been the go-to for authentic Latino flavors, especially #Cuban like me. Their products are top-notch, and you can always count on them to deliver that delicious taste we all know and love. Plus, their variety is unbeatable! Whether you're craving black beans, adobo, or even plantain chips, Goya has ...

HONORING PLASTIC PEOPLE HERATIGE MONTH

Image
 

ALFONSO'S CHEESUS

Image
          📽️ #NBC 🦚 gives "The Señor Loco Show" 📺 a THREE SEASON PICK-UP DEAL! 😱🙌 🎉 Shooting on the comedy variety show, (think: #SNL w/#Latinx #puppets, where guest stars are treated like "D-List" celebrities) 😁 🎥starts this summer with real life A-listers: #TimotheeChalamet, #SelenaGomez #DollyParton #EvaLongoria #LeonardoDiCapprio, and musical sensations #TheMiamiSoundMachine, and #JenniferLopez in a duet with #RickyMartin! Press materials tell us to: GET ready for the FunKiest, SNarkiest, #Reguetón-ish #puppet #sketchshow on TV, with an #immigrant #Latin flava and a heady #meta angle. IT'S NOT HBO -- it's THE SEÑOR LOCO SHOOOOOWWWW!!!!💃🎬 APRIL FOOL'S! 😜 Did I getcha?! Lolololol 🤣🤣🤣 Just a little wishful thinking on my part! PERO fear not, amigos, because we've got this lively little character to share with you today! Introducing... *drumroll*... Alfonso the Mouse! 🐭🎶 This cheeky little fella stars in a hilarious 40-second video...